The dreaded James Horner effect! Ha ha!

Ha ha, Denis Villeneuve has been a director to watch for a long time now! Have you seen Maelstrom? Deakins is the tasty icing on the cake!

He's "the gentleman's Brad Dourif!" Or at least he will ascend to this position once he has completed his voice work on the new killer doll picture!

Ha ha, you've never heard of Mavis Staples?

The funny thing is, I often mix up which one is Joss Wheedon and which one is J.J. Abrams! I know they both started out in TV, and one of them did the superhero picture and one of them did the Star Trek! I'm not trying to upset anyone, though I know this will seem outrageous to some here, and like an "I don't even OWN…

The point is, thinking is hard, and original thinking even more so! And the executives who greenlight these things may, just may, escape a firing if they flop, because they can point to the original moneymaker and say "That's why I did it!"

Ha ha, I snuck into the movie theater to see RoboCop! Neither here nor there, I guess, but that kind of experience does give you, or at least me, special affection for a movie!

Ha ha, and how do you calculate that?

Ha ha, I don't think it's on anymore!

—OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ha ha! That's a terrific movie!

Ha ha, if you've never seen this Firefly show and have only the most basic idea that it's sort of like a starwars spin-off, like The Amazing Adventures of Han Solo (or maybe Han: Finally Solo, ha ha!), should you bother to see this movie, or would it be even more nonsense than it otherwise would be?

Ha ha, this is me, playing the world's smallest harp!

Ha ha, I wish he was in his Django stylings for this role!

The A.V. Club! Where nothing can ever go worng…!

It's a fine composition, but the author is clearly unaware that "stoned" was once upon a time a perfectly acceptable synonym for "drunk!" I'm talking about John Cheever / Mad Men times, and extending into the era of "Piano Man!"

Ha ha, my thoughts exactly! I also don't like the way Billy Joel says "Sing us a song, mister pyanoman" instead of "piano man!" Enunciate, Billy Joel, ha ha!

The "U2 with a banjo" (and mandolin, fiddle and bouzouki) slot has been long filled by The Waterboys! Ha ha!

We got to listen to Whitesnake's "Slide It In!" Ha ha, I'm not even joking!

Ha ha, I don't hate them! But I sure don't like them!

Ha ha, you're speaking my language!