I don't smoke, but if I did smoke it would be Wylde Cigaretto that I would smoke! Why? Because their mascot is so demented, ha ha! Here's what he looks like:

Doug Kenney: "Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy!" Ha ha, words to live by, say I!

I'm a big fan of Ghost Story, but I make no special claims for its quality! I like all those old fellows, and Alice Krige is very, very beautiful in it! Except when she isn't, ha ha! And you get a pretty good laugh when The Alternate Wasson plunges from his window!

Ha ha, I don't smoke, but if I did smoke I would smoke Wylde Cigaretto!

Ha ha, I always think about the scene in which the geriatric nurse gets befogged and decides to r*pe one of the oldies in her charge! There follows a description of how difficult it can be to stuff cookie dough into a change purse!

Ha ha, that's such a great movie! It was one of those movies where I went to see it with a friend, and when it was over we just looked at one another, shrugged, and settled back into our seats to wait for the next screening so we could watch it again!

"Ha ha, maybe we at war with Norway!"

That's the one!

This is a marvelous film idea! I assume Donald Pleasence plays the Dean!

Ha ha, it sounds like it could be a pretty gro*s movie!

Ha ha, everyone knows about the bullet train ninja fight in that Christophe Lambert classic The Hunted!

Ha ha, I thought Avatar came out around Christmas!

Boy oh boy, Emergency +4 looks pretty grim, ha ha! I must have watched it, though!

It was an animated adaptation of Quest For Fire, ha ha!

Ha ha, hi, it's Burl! This weekend I watched Burt Reynolds's great picture Stick! And of course the fine episode of The Hardy Boys entitled "The Secret of the Jade Kwan Yin!"

You like money too? Ha ha, we should hang out!

"Gimme two Suvaris for a Knightly, we'd say!" Ha ha!

What about Sarah Heckford, the famous Lady Trader Of The Transvaal? Ha ha!

Ha ha, wait until they put Susan B. Anthony on money! Pop pop pop, ha ha!

Ha ha, the Peter Weller and Russians ones are the same picture, Leviathan! Deep Star Six has a crab monster who puts a biting on B.J. from B.J. and the Bear! If only the Bear was there!