No, ha ha, go with Blue City, starring Judd Nelson and Ally Sheedy!

I think you have to be able to remember things to have a memoir! Ha ha!

Baker Street! Ha ha, what a calumny that song is! And also the song by Whitney Houston that was in the movie I'll never see, The Bodyguard! I actually witnessed that song make an old lady cry in fright!

Ha ha, I would sure like to do one! "Baker Street," watch out - this is going to sting a little!

It was a complicated system of expanding bulbs!

Mayans predicted it! Ha ha!

"When Hank sells his bubble gum dispenser to buy his wife a ton of chocolate, only to find she's sold her beloved chocolate fountain to buy him a ton of gumballs, the results are uproarious! This Christmas, coming to a theater near you, it's Oh, Henry!"

RIPTIDE! starring eddie deezen

Sounds like a decent spookshow!

You should say "It is I, eh eh eh!" A little sinister laughing never scared anybody!

But can they still teach you some of life's most valuable lessons? Ha ha!

Ha ha, how elaborate would the pulley system have to be for the home version of the flying skeleton? Not very! Just use a clothes line!

Shop smart! Shop Ohmart! Ha ha!

Same here! Ha ha!

Ha ha, I was in the UK in, let's see, December 1995? Or was it 96? Anyway, it was before Sinister had made it to North America! Anyway, a musically connected fellow informed me of the band, I bought If You're Feeling Sinister, and then he gave me a tape of Tigermilk that sounded about twenty generations gone! But…

Ha ha, I was just talking about floating skeletons!

Ha ha!

Ha ha, isn't it "Wilfred"?

Sharknado, Sharknado!

It would be great if they could somehow make a glowing skeleton glide across viewers' living rooms at a critical point in the show, like when you realize the age expectancy in this family is about forty! Ha ha!