He was also a master of the undulating mouth! Ha ha, no jests, please!

Too much nudid*ty, ha ha!

You probably love Phase IV! If you haven't seen it, hudzel on down to your local video emporium and rent it!

Just watch The St. Valentine's Day Massacre, where he is pitiable and pathetic and gets machine-gunned by Dicks Miller and Bakalyan!

By wind alone I set my mind in motion!

Ha ha, an even smaller but, to me, more interesting microgenre is hippie horror! I'll give you a few examples: Alan Rudolph's Premonition, or the Depression-set proto-biker gang picture Hex, or maybe Simon, King of the Witches! All of these are worth watching!

Ha ha, you'll want to have a look at The Devil's Rain and Visiting Hours!

I guess I meant to say a Terminator rip-off! Ha ha, that's more accurate! But the Vindicator is created by the same means as Robocop was, and he beeps like Twiki whenever anger makes him lose control!

Ha ha! I worked with him one time! If you want a bit of prime Chaykin, C*aig, you should see the fine Robocop rip-off The Vindicator! What a role he has in that one, ha ha!

Ha ha! The Canadian authorities are represented by none other than The Man From Glad, playing a character named McKenzie! The documentary realism is stunning!

Mark Twain!

Someone has to make the picture! Paul W. S. Anderson, are you listening? Ha ha!

All of these are million-dollar ideas, ha ha!

Hi, ha ha, what about this for a weekend double feature: Summer School and The Burning! And of course, ha ha, I pierced the veil of mystery with my mind and came up with four new fake movie titles! Which one turns your crank?

The Interesting Fact I recall about that group was that they had a member called The Millionaire - and he really was a millionaire! Ha ha!

Ha ha, I'm a big fan of Enoch Light! I have a giant vinyl box set of his work, which I bought for just a few ducats!

I just want to join the chorus and say that I've greatly enjoyed this feature too, and your writing in general, Scott! Ha ha, I'm sad to see you go! You were a bit of an inspiration in my decision to do my own little reviews on my little movie review blog! I'll leave it to others to decide whether you did the world a…

I too will miss the young Tobias! You gave us some very refreshingly thoughtful horror movie reviews!

Ha ha, I thought that too!

They're moonshine runners who never ran no shine, Q Q!