I agree with you! Clambake is a good-time pleasureboat of a picture!

Ha ha, I once met Wallace Shawn too, and he was very gracious! This was years ago, before he made The Princess Bride, even! He may have made me feel small and stupid, but I wouldn't have noticed because I was a kid and felt that way all the time!

It all begins and ends with Live A Little, Love A Little! That movie has Elvis fall into a coma for three days and suffer surrealistic nightmares about a giant talking dog! Even when he's awake the movie is weird, because it pretends to be essentially an MPDG picture but comes off as more a baroque psychodrama in…

Like the young D'Angelo says, it's probably a veiled Sheldon Kopp reference!

Klaus Nomi! Ha ha!

Was it true the balloon boy never even existed? Ha ha!

"Next time you hit your head and roll in pain,

"Next time you hit your head and roll in pain,

"Next time you hit your head and roll in pain,

[Crash zoom into Burl's face! He looks surprised and saddened! When he speaks, his words don't match the movements of his mouth!]

Eel be better off staying lost, ha ha!

My friend John Guluntinfisk says that's not true at all!

Waitress, ha ha, come here this instant! There's a ceiling fan in my spoon!

Ha ha, what is a 'supercut'?

When you watch this movie, you feel as though you have been Touched By A Powerful Clown! Ha ha!

It was too bad his drumming career was ruined by that inf*delity scandal, ha ha!

Ha ha, one thing I can say for myself is that I have no other half on this fine website! I'm all 100% Burl, for good or for ill!

Ha ha, Trilogy of Terror is a movie I saw when I was three years old! My gosh, it was scary!

Ha ha, pretty much just Where The Wild Things Are and I Am A Bunny for the billionth time!

Hi, Burl here! I didn't watch any medieval dwarf shows or anything, but I did watch the disaster picture When Time Ran Out! I also (as I mentioned here once before) got a pull quote from one of my movie reviews slapped on a DVD box! Ha ha, exciting!