Being one of the best producers in rap before becoming a rapper himself is a pretty impressive ability. And you might have noticed that hardly any rappers dance these days, and even if they did, I wouldn't notice while listening tho their songs on my iPod.

Then why are you here?

Dinklage would be the randiest Ewok of them all.

Dinklage would be the randiest Ewok of them all.

Episode VII: The Empire Strikes Back With A Vengeance

Episode VII: The Empire Strikes Back With A Vengeance

Maybe the Wachowskis can do Episode 7, and it'll be about how Luke Skywalker and James Kirk and Starbuck and Flash Gordon and Ripley and Dr. Who are all connected and all played by Tom Hanks.

Maybe the Wachowskis can do Episode 7, and it'll be about how Luke Skywalker and James Kirk and Starbuck and Flash Gordon and Ripley and Dr. Who are all connected and all played by Tom Hanks.

If he did Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Whatever…..he'll do this.

If he did Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Whatever…..he'll do this.

Don't you get it? It's The Force within The Force within The Force.

Don't you get it? It's The Force within The Force within The Force.

I don't podrace on Shabbos!

I don't podrace on Shabbos!

Our bank accounts cannot repel transactions of that magnitude!

Our bank accounts cannot repel transactions of that magnitude!

Good, greed is.

Good, greed is.

If you could only imagine the power of the Dark Side/Verizon. Your anger boosts cell reception!

If you could only imagine the power of the Dark Side/Verizon. Your anger boosts cell reception!