Dried buttsoup…

God, I Love Her.

Troy would love to just sit around, chewing lo meiny gum, thinking about Elaine and old timey movie palaces.

I saw a four year old trying to snowboard the other day and he sucked.  I mean he totally blew.  So this is what I did - I walked over and kicked his sorry little ass over (fucker, was only like two and a half feet tall) and then I spit in his face.  Then I just tore him a new one for trying to board like me and my…

This child soldier from Herzegovina does.

When he's a Swanson-y 50 and she's 65 and smells like a recently shut down abortion clinic harboring a bubonic yeast colony…  Well, he won't be feeling so lucky about the whole MILF thing.

I loved Hot Rod.  I saw a matinee at the 84th street lowes w/ a probable critic and some kid who got in for free because he was related to somebody.  Maybe it was the weed - maybe it was my post-dawn Sailor Jerry - maybe it was my b-fast Starbucks w/ Paul Masson…

They're kind of expensive (ass-razors) so you have to give up netflix.

Prayers and well wishes to all my precious stinkers who saw that Alison Brie rape joke!

Boobs

Remember how awesome Prince was at the 2007 half-time show?

I keep liking posts I hate.

There are so many Seinfeld actors on Carnivale.  Lloyd Braun, Scientologist George hit on, High Talker, the Sidler, Bizarro Jerry, the Wiz, Maitre'd who yells Cartwright, Rusty the Bum, Jerry's landlord, Tor Eckman.

Didn't Mark Wahlberg brutally murder a Vietnamese peasant when he was a teen?  Wikipedia is down.

Anybody on this site have the balls to admit spanking it to the Hooch Show mom?  A chubby, dirty Gilf…

Small children aren't oft-putting unless their parents are.

Jewphemism = Euphemism boondoggled by inner-yenta constant self-questioning?

I went to middle school in NYC before being transplanted to Northern Delaware.

Kings Of Leon are my ex-wife's favorite band and I hate their psuedo-soulful bull shit (honestly, why can't we just rock TOTO or Hall & Oates instead of pretending these Nickelback-lite dickbags are cool)

I'd think it'd be more prevalent now.