You want me to spend the rest of my life in jail for trafficking an epic amount of coke *grunts* *grunts* (twiddles epic porn star 'stache) *grunts*  Fuck that noise, lemme rat on every motherfucker in Detroit  *grunts*  Fuck The Chambers Brothers  *grunts*

The Christmas Eve facet is in there for the viewers/readers, because we've never been tortured, raped and killed.  Therefore, we still give a fuck about something as stupid as Christmas Eve.

I blame Canada's system and Nickelback.

But better than Kings of Leon.

But Virginia Rappe = Virgin Rape!

Bring back Sheriff Lobo!

Dios no me ama

The Simpsons are going to Abkhazia!

Back off man…

I don't think I've seen an ABC show since the early 90's - during their bowl-cut mullet craze.

The pilot was also the first time most any one had seen Lea Michele.

I did mean Conchata Ferrell instead of Maria Conchita Alonso but, whatever, screw you guys.

Are you guys hosing me down?

It takes a while for Will Forte wearing a pink cashmere sweater worrying about Eugene Grimby from the wool council to show up.

Peter Dante was the nude drug dealer.

If you really like a TV show why don't you want to see more of it?

Our troops in Afghanistan must be reminded of what they're fighting against.

Damn…

The Walking Dead got Michonne (sp?) right with Daryl Dixon.

I want Princess Leia.  I WANT her…