I think I'm speaking for all of us when I say that Paula Deen is simply adorable. You go girl!

Kendrick, Death Grips, Main Attrakionz, Heems, Earl, Curren$y, Billy Woods, Denzel Curry, Czarface, Oddisee and THAT NEW DÄLEK SONG HOLY SHIT IT'S SO GOOD.

This album is HOT stuff, man.

I. Blacks
J. Mexicans
K. BLAXICANS

He's just having fun! So much fun! Isn't that fun?

- Scott Baio

They invented defecation? Smart fuckers.

What? The 90's were fucking GREAT. I didn't have to spend money on food or pay any rent and my job was chill as fuck. Once in a while my parents yelled at me but whatevs. The 90's ruled. I'm a proud 90's kid. 90's kid representin'.

Death was on vacation.

I can't watch this. German anger makes me really uncomfortable for some reason.

[queefs]

Aren't we all Thomas Pynchon in a way?

Well, for one that prick was born in Canada.

"Read This: David Sedaris on his sister's suicide"
Pictured: a grinning David Sedaris

This album is sooooo gooooood. Loved pretty much every second of it. Second best album of 2015. To Pimp a Butterfly is still #1.

What the fuck is that thing on his right shoulder?

I still don't get why people hated that snare so much. I thought that dumb song was just really badly mixed in general or something. Now I don't have a problem with shitty sounding rock music. Quite the contrary. Rock'n'roll should sound messy. That's the point of fuckin rock'n'roll right? Masterfully produced rock…

This is insanity.

I think I got it! Dukie.. duuuukiiiiieee.. sex jams.. sex jammmmsssss.. Ger.. maaans.. Germans.. dukie.. dukie and sex jams.. skin flicks.. Germans.. dukie.. scat flicks…. duuuuukiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee…..

Dawes aka the greatest band of all time. Dawes is truth. Dawes is love. They're dawesome.