He wants to appear tough. Mission not accomplished.

Or cum?

#sad. Someone needs to stop Neil Young srsly.

I dunno. There's not enough "SUCK IT, BITCH!", "YES! FUCKING TAKE IT!", "AAAAARGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!", "HNGHMPF" in amateur porn.

I just realized that he bears an uncanny resemblance to Alex Jones. Seriously guys compare their faces.

That's.. crazy. Have you been taking crazy pills again?

The description is pretty much right but those are bad examples. Especially Throbbing Gristle. They're great but they are industrial through and through. They're the godfathers of that shit.

Well, it's an extremely catchy song.

Well, it's an extremely catchy song.

Do you like the sound of jugs? If your answer is yes then this could be your new favorite band!

I had no idea that Conan is still alive.

Bourdain is by far my favorite famous chef. Coincidentally I've read Kitchen Confidential a few weeks ago and I enjoyed that one very much.

He's as exciting as wallpaper.

I like all kinds of rap. From dumb Waka Flocka to dälek. Drake just irks the shit out of me.

They eat the afterbirth because that's what Scientologists do.

After earth? More like afterbirth.

I will raise tough kids. I will raise them Amish.

That's exactly why they're expelled from society. THE AMISH JUST CAN'T PLAY NICE.

I like the name a lot better than the music.

Doesn't matter what their name is because their music will always stink. YOU CAN'T DUPE ME, SPARKLY FARTS.