She's gooping.

You're being really ignorant right now, man.

Water speaks Esperanto. I think that's pretty chill tbh.

She reminds me of this permanently stoned friend of mine.

Oh, what do we have here? A God impersonator! That's classy. Real classy. You're going to hell, son.

I will continue to preach the word until all the sick, dirty heathens on this site see the light.

You really don't understand how God works. #prays for ChancellorPuddinghead. Feeling #blessed.

Oh, yeah? How would you know? You're not God. Don't question God and his mysterious ways.

The "plot" looks pretty flaccid to me.

I remember this interview with him on Late Night with Conan where he was rubbing the couch for like three minutes. He was either really nervous or stoned out of his gourd.

"Calling Karl mentally ill is a bit wrongheaded, isn't it?"
That's what the character "Tom Scharpling" said. It's not the real Tom Scharpling. The real Tom Scharpling is the nicest guy in the world.

@He Can’t Come: he's not the problem. The problem is your big vagina. It's simply too big. Biiiig vagina.

Sad or AWE-INSPIRING?

"Stone has already flatly called Snowden a “hero” and Obama a “snake,” "

I already pity the poor fucks that attempt that song.

WHY DON'T YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME TO "SHEEPKACHU"?

Oh, the Hunger Games theme park is already a real thing and it's called OBAMA'S UNITED STATES OF AMERIKKKA.

Apparently the "parents" of the "dead" kids that speak out on television against gun violence are "crisis actors".

LOVE The Gories. Nothing but love for them. The Dirtbombs rule as well. I was absolutely ecstatic when I first heard them. They're just perfect to me. Primitive, raw, loud and angry Garage Punk Blues. These guys had it.

YO, HULU. QUIT PLAYIN' GAMES WITH MY HEART.