PCP? PCP is always a good guess.

So praying for things does work after all! Thank you, malevolent God!

Masturbate to it?

Smoking dope cured my broken legs, brah.

This breaks my heart. I was convinced that he put his soul into all artistic endeavors.

"He needs the heimlich!"

It could be helpful information if you ever end up in a MacGyver-esque situation. You never know, man.

“Ejaculation will occur through that new hole in a somewhat non-directable way—which could be fun or not,” said Dr. Newman. In other words, SITTERS, after you have this done, you’ll not only be peeing sitting down, you’ll also be coming all over the back of your sack."

I laughed at first but then I found this picture:

I think celebrities should be untouchable. I don't like that they are being nice to dirty commoners on the twitters. If you're famous act like a complete knob accordingly. Celebs shouldn't act like they're humble.

It looks remarkably alike to this: http://geek-news.mtv.com//w…

That's exactly what that box is thinking.

Ass to mouth?

" “Happy” is an animated Happy Meal box"

Godzilla 2: Godzilla vs. Sharknado

The H. stands for "Hitsthatshit".

"OH GOOD LORD!"
"THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH! SAY MY NAME AGAIN!"

Pedophilia is really a tough sell.

There's no such thing as "profit" for these type of bands. You silly.

Fuckin' false advertising. There's only one babe in that band!