Vodka tastrophic news for all National fans over there. :-/
Vodka tastrophic news for all National fans over there. :-/
"This guy added nothing." Well, that's nothing new.
Nah, it's fucking great.
Also whether he was an alcoholic or a messiah.
Fargo: "I would not recommend this movie unless you love senseless killing, blood, and watching sex."
Then recommend this movie to pretty much everyone.
Just like the reviews for Forrest Gump:
"It was the most insipid tripe ever put on screen."
"Well, I guess it's nice to have a movie for all the rainbow and unicorn loving cat ladies to be in love with."
Game, set, FRANCO.
"…. just help me bury this thing.. it's in the trunk.. yeah, it's a dead hooker.. NO, I had nothing to do with this.. my friend "Tim" had an accident.. what am I gonna do? Not help him? I'm the nicest guy in Hollywood!"
I love that part and its length because it's a great fucking part. The whole song is flawless from beginning to end.
I will! Thanks!
The show must go on. Have some respect for the show you plebeian.
I envy King Buzzo and his cosmic hair. I sent him a letter once. I asked if I could receive some of his sperm which I'd have used to impregnate my girlfriend so she could birth gifted, wild-haired baby Buzzos but he never wrote back. That son of a whore.
Just do the ole slip and fall. I got rich fast that way.
Speak for yourself, kid. I shot heroin into my left eyeball on my tenth birthday while I listened to The Velvet Underground, Miles Davis and Can.
It IS commendable. I couldn't be nice to 14-year-olds all the time.
The A.V. Club may claim otherwise but the pot is no laughing matter. An ingestion of one whole pot leads to instant death 99% of the time. There aren't many survivors. The 1% that survive are scarred for life and wheelchair-bound. Don't let your so called "friends" and future corpses pressure you into taking a…
DUN DUN DUUUUN
But pigs are pretty smart. I always thought it's a compliment?
How the hell would I know?! WHAT ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF? The world of gay is so confusing to me. I still don't understand how scissoring works for example. All I know about that is that it makes me laugh.
I don't listen to those things. I got class.