how about true romance?

all sitcoms should be based on seriously addressing major life issues. comedy writers need to demonstrate in advance that they understand and have personally dealt with any problems their characters encounter. these are fragile little minds we are dealing with here.

all sitcoms should be based on seriously addressing major life issues. comedy writers need to demonstrate in advance that they understand and have personally dealt with any problems their characters encounter. these are fragile little minds we are dealing with here.

"now that i've recovered from my gunshot wound, and gotten over the fact that you were going to kill me a minute ago, i would be happy to lead your group in an incredibly dangerous assault on a heavily armed compound, just because i think i might trust you." [glowers. nostrils flare. passes our from talking so much]

"now that i've recovered from my gunshot wound, and gotten over the fact that you were going to kill me a minute ago, i would be happy to lead your group in an incredibly dangerous assault on a heavily armed compound, just because i think i might trust you." [glowers. nostrils flare. passes our from talking so much]

aliens 3 had a pretty great title sequence, which seems to be a thing for fincher movies.

aliens 3 had a pretty great title sequence, which seems to be a thing for fincher movies.

i really like the patented reverse misogyny bump, but my girlfriend says it gives her a charlie horse.

i really like the patented reverse misogyny bump, but my girlfriend says it gives her a charlie horse.

..sorkin goes to the men's room, does a key bump. then another.

..sorkin goes to the men's room, does a key bump. then another.

but it's so good…when it hits your lips.

but it's so good…when it hits your lips.

orange county also exploits the "accidentally took ecstasy" trope that was used in about 20 other movies and tv shows.

orange county also exploits the "accidentally took ecstasy" trope that was used in about 20 other movies and tv shows.

one of the characters in jarhead said roughly the same thing.

one of the characters in jarhead said roughly the same thing.

"Let me guess, you're a guy and have a small penis and can't get a girl.
Yeah, thought so."

"Let me guess, you're a guy and have a small penis and can't get a girl.
Yeah, thought so."

i think the problem is that i didn't realize that you are a fucking halfwit.