if your marriage is anything like mine, that was probably your last, best chance for doggy style.

i'm dying to know what the other comedians referenced in this episode think of it. what does conan think of the parallels to his own offer to host a show? is letterman on board, or does this just piss him off? does seinfeld think he's in line to replace letterman, and does this hit a little close to home? i need to…

i'm dying to know what the other comedians referenced in this episode think of it. what does conan think of the parallels to his own offer to host a show? is letterman on board, or does this just piss him off? does seinfeld think he's in line to replace letterman, and does this hit a little close to home? i need to…

but will you have a playoff?

but will you have a playoff?

screw you mongorians!!

screw you mongorians!!

my two favorites:

my two favorites:

"I have a test for you."

"I have a test for you."

"violently support"? like ferrell and zach are handing out AK's and advocating armed insurrection?

"violently support"? like ferrell and zach are handing out AK's and advocating armed insurrection?

HARF HARF HARF.

HARF HARF HARF.

my favorite is "If personality is an unbroken series of successful gestures, then there was something gorgeous about him, some heightened sensitivity to the promises of life."

my favorite is "If personality is an unbroken series of successful gestures, then there was something gorgeous about him, some heightened sensitivity to the promises of life."

i'm not ashamed to admit that i bought the complete series on dvd. it came in a white alligator-skin briefcase, so it looks like i'm on my way to do a coke deal with calderone in 1982.

i'm not ashamed to admit that i bought the complete series on dvd. it came in a white alligator-skin briefcase, so it looks like i'm on my way to do a coke deal with calderone in 1982.

you may want to watch it agin. it hasn't aged well. it's somewhere between "hilariously bad" and "maybe-deliberately-bad, with tits."