does america's mouth breathers expect every sentence to be grammatically?

marky mark makes the siuation look like a choir boy. by the time he was 16, wahlberg had been convicted of several violent race-based assaults. he attacked an elderly vietnames man and blinded him in one eye. he broke another man's jaw. he was convicted of assault and went to prison. not a nice guy.

hey alec! do you know what sucks about being a baldwin?

it may be an interesting take, but he still manages to present it in a way that makes me want to smash his skull.

well, in his defense, the DEA was recently caught laundering money for the mexican cartels in an effort to unveil their financial networks. and the ATF was caught allowing guns to be sold to cartel members in order to track their use in crimes. so it has a shred of factual basis.

yes it is, other barry. yes, it is.

when is lobsters going to show up to tell us how wrong we are about theis heroic true american?

stop being so damn reasonable.

you're not allowed to reference sunshine on the avclub boards without freaking out about the ending. i think it's policy.

you said "I won't go into the details of why I went vegan it's not that interesting and nobody cares" but then you kept talking. be true to your instincts.

maybe his lawyers could explain the streisand effect to him.

That shits jammin, man. Start down low with a 350 cube, three and a quarter horsepower, 4-speed, 4:10 gears, ten coats of competition orange, hand-rubbed lacquer with a huplane manifold, full fuckin' race cams.

HORRIBLE POETRY.

he was also the announcer in the Racial Draft episode of Chappelle's Show. that's versatility.

check baby check baby one two three

my television blew up thanks to that massive storm that rolled through chicago, so i went movie-less the entire weekend. it was a little weird, but it worked out ok. definitely went to bed earlier. cooked a ton of food, and drank a lot. america, fuck yeah.

you never could handle your liquor.

let me ask you this - how much do you think i can bench?

i think it's depressing to hear how much time and attention people have paid to this. leno sucks. conan is occasionally funny. they both have tv shows, and more money than you can imagine. who the fuck cares if the tv networks mishandled the situation?

east hastings by godspeed you black emperor at the beginning of 28 days later. perfect.