Uncola, I coming down here to say the same thing. It was all so painfully forced. A few people whose taste I can usually rely on (I'm now adding AVC to this list) loved it. I've wondered if I missed something, but I can't bring myself to go watch it again.

There's what's right, and there's what's right, and ne'er the twain shall meet.

Without the glasses, there is a real Benicio del Toro-ishness to him.

I was so close to typing that. I'm glad someone else picked it up. It was just out there…dangling, you know?

Petilepsy is punnier.

Jeez, Moo-ray. Usually I get blamed for being the downer here.

There, now, was that so hard…uh, difficult?

Yeah, but you didn't promise us, so it doesn't really matter. A broken promise to yourself means a week of comfort food and sweat pants. A broken promise to us means merciless all-caps directions on when and in what fashion you should die in a fire. Which is the worse fate, sir?

*apoplectic

Apopleptic?

Brett dancing in the background during "Carol Brown" killed me every time he popped out of that door. He was kind of channeling Steve Martin's "wild and crazy guy" bit there toward the end.

Thank you, Gap-Tooth! That always irritates me. And where have you been?!

And it was a Word document. That was great.

Too true. The spelling brigade usually descends upon me first, and the mess they leave behind is not pretty.

Yeah, why would I waste my time going online and reading a bunch of crap on the internet? That would just be cheating my company out of precious money and bandwidth.

Yeah, why would I waste my time going online and reading a bunch of crap on the internet? That would just be cheating my company out of precious money and bandwidth.

Malleable. I knew that looked wrong when I typed it. Thanks, McBeth, for the encouragement.

Will do, Edward.

Not steel. Something stretchier. More malliable. Gold? Someone with a bigger knowledge of soft metals help me out here.

With the recent flu strain on the rampage, any one of the AVC columns will be ending in vomit before too long.