Yes, but the southerner schtick got out of hand because so many Nielsen families said "Haw, haw!! It's funny cuz it's gawlderned trew!"

I might get clever if I could scrounge up a snack. Can't a body get a freaking Snickers bar around this office? No? Well, then, dammit, I'm out.

Sell my soul for a Butterfinger? You betcha.

That's the fifth nipple I've seen today.

"Choas" kind of sounds like "co-ax" when you say it out loud. I think I'll change my name and start a cardio workout video for tech nerds.

She or someone else.

Sugar, that was beautiful. Applause all around. I'm doing the silent snort laugh in my office.

I received an e-mail forward of some terrible pictures. One of them was of some poor, ridiculous chick's myspace photo. She did the aerial shot of her nearly-naked self looking up at the camera. Sadly, there was an unflushed and very full toilet behind her. Why, girl?

Fishnets + aerobics = no
That last photo looks like someone walked in on the babysitter while she was updating her myspace profile picture.

Prison Wine, you're a prostitute?

Drag it will be, but I'm going to try. It's worth it.

Have you guys heard "You Have a Way With Words?"

Where the hell do you find your Advil Sinus, JVS? I've been looking for it here, and I can't even find it under lock and key in the pharmacy. It's like they gave up selling it at all, and since everyone knows Tylenol Sinus is like eating tic tacs we have nothing to take during this most crappy of cold seasons.

Yes, and apparently "Different Strokes" is something altogether diff'rent.

Wait, was it "Diff'rent Strokes?"

They tackled the dilemma of poor hair products on Different Strokes, too. It was apparently an issue that weighed heavily in the 80s.

Not much. What's a donkey punch with you?

Not much. What's a donkey punch with you?

It seems like he just thinks it's all way beyond their grasp. If I were him, I'd presume that working a toaster was beyond Sawyer's grasp. I think Faraday thinks it will all go a lot more smoothly if he just gives them the fish rather than teaching them how to catch one, or some other tired metaphor like that.

I think "dead" on the island has a more elastic meaning than it does in the regular world. Claire may have succumbed to some kind of head injury, but tagging her as dead or alive is boxing the island up too neatly.