I'm with you, dipshit. When my job changed, my boss called me into her office to discuss my "duties." I had say the word to myself over and over in my office before I went so I wouldn't snicker once I got there.

Way to CYA, AJR.

pinch, poke.

I'm wondering the same, Tharp. A movie containing romance does not a chick flick make. If we're just shouting out love for movie romance, I'll throw Big Fish out there. I liked that one, and I'm reduced to the burning eyes at the end every time.

Well, gosh, Totz. I'd have to say that's a good day.

Jane Austen will usually lure me in, too. I love Emma. And I never counted Eternal Sunshine as much of a love story. It was more about co-dependence the way I saw it.

Birdman, I like your name. I was just thinking about that show this morning. That, and Sea Lab.

Fa-fa-fa-fiiiive Caronas.

Hocus Pocus is what I thought of, too. Midler with those beaver teeth, singing. Good stuff.

Ellie, I'm in agreement. They're a band whose albums need to be taken as a whole, if you can take them at all.

Mad World is one of those songs that sounds like it was written with the sole purpose of wrenching ones heart. It's angsty, but contrived.

It does take guts, phel. I'll second that, because I sure won't do it. Your pic is entirely worthy of posting, though. It's very tasteful and flattering.

Sybil D, you were yeah!? That's good to know, because I would've missed you if I'd thought you were gone.

Hey! Squeeze your chin…ha ha!!! Now you have a BUTT CHIN!!!! HAAA HAAA HAA!!!

Not if he can't sleep.

Yeah, it seemed like she took a hell of a beating to manage her guilt over this one. Almost too much, even for her.

I'm going to have to try to find that album, lex.

I was 5'9" in 8th grade, and cast as a fairy in Midsummer Night's Dream. 8th grade drama teachers are hardly the bastion of casting directors. Also I wasn't allowed to wear my glasses and I had to run around a dark stage with a flashlight. It was a top notch performance as "Moth the Clutzy."

Pilgrim, I'd like to request that you refrain from commenting until you purge the amputee porn from your brain. It appears to be clouding your judgment.

How tall are you now? And were you a good midget or a bad midget?