I'm misreading a lot today. I actually thought The Rev typed that when I read it the first time. I thought maybe it was his imposter again.

I think everyone's gone all punch-drunk from dealing with the daily shitfest that has been our current president's tenure, and they're now channeling it into support for one side or the other.

My husband and I named our children tolerable enough names, but we chose their nicknames based solely on the embarrassment level they'd create when shouted across crowded parks. They immediately think, "do I a) respond quickly so she won't yell it again, or b) run away now, and never come back?"

I did a rotation through the NICU in school. Poor babies:
1) Areola
2) DiJon
3) Tremendous
4) Poo-Poo Tit (this was not the given name, but the nickname they were calling the baby)

I will not accept them. I will not.

We've all been Bushed for too long.

Or a corn-scented crowd? Either way, yeech.

No, no…Frito may have a point there. A corn-smelling crowd would be off-putting.

yeah, maybe that's what I meant. maybe.

*sniff*
"A fragrance that reminds you not to go along with the crowd?"

No, you shouldn't take this kind of news without the support of others. That is truly foul.