But, is it brought to us by stamps.com?

I'm right there with you.

That's gotta hurt.

And then he got Madoff'd.

Gawker is the worst.

Haha, yeah, I use that all the time!

They shot it because it's fucking awesome.

Kramer's friend Lomez.

Better bring a poncho.

While this season was still airing, I remember hearing that it was all leading up to all four of the character's hating each other with something pretty awful happening to them in the finale and having Jerry rat out George at the end of this episode sort of gave some credence to that rumor, but in true Simsian…

I don't know, stale cake, a lot of starch? Could it sit in your bowels for a while? Ehh, whatever, I've clearly put entirely too much thought into this.

Yeah, but, Entenmanns has their own case at the end of the aisle.

Hmm, I never knew that, that's pretty cool and I'm assuming that George had a dopey confused look on his face upon entering the restaurant that rivals his quizzical look upon entering Kramer's apartment for the first time in the "Merv Griffin" episode.

"The high point of an otherwise forgettable episode that ends on a diarrhea joke."

In which I go SIIIIIIMMMMMSSSSSS!!!!!:

Spurlock is an insufferable douchebag.

Yeah, this is the perfect opportunity to run one.

Morgan Spurlock AND Kevin Smith?

Or like the ending of the terrible sequel showed us, the douche chills will paralyze you when the fellas are all dancing to a bitter-sweet pop-punk song after making amends with each other over some pent-up, petty bullshit and exchange knowing nods and glances while holding up their drinks in a toast to the smug…

I recently re-watched the second movie and holy shit was it baaaddd. Unfunny, lazy, completely nonsensical. And to bring up something that I mentioned in the Jet article, I shit you not, "Semi-Charmed Life" is featured in the sequel, four years after that horrible song was released and shoved down our collective…