@avclub-d80126524c1e9641333502c664fc6ca1:disqus I liked T1 much, much more than I liked T2 (having only seen both of them for the first time recently). I don't really give a shit about special effects, and I'd much rather have an interesting and gripping story with character development than some flashy CGI to make up…

Towards the beginning of "The Village" a character said something along the lines of "My sister was killed while leaving her apartment" I knew immediately what the twist was. That movie was terrible.

Although some of it is decent (I like "Crab" and "Simple Pages"), the two singles, "Hashpipe" and "Island in the Sun" are numbingly dull.

I never saw "Godzilla" (aside from "Ferris," "Cable Guy" and "Election," I don't really buy Matthew Broderick), but it did give us RATM's "No Shelter," which is a really good song.

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus Are you wearing aftershave?

The face that he makes as the blowtorch initially burns him is great too.

That is one of the blandest songs in existence. And then it showed up in that AT&T commercial a few years later? Ugh.

I was going into ninth grade when "Episode I" came out and I saw in in the theaters three times. I remember moderately liking it, but I think, more than anything else, I wanted to be a part of something and I wanted to be able to tell people, "Yeah, I saw it in the theater three times!"

When I was in ninth grade, my dad took my friend and me to see "Gladiator," but it was sold-out, so instead, we hesitantly bought tickets to see "Scary Movie." Well, needless to say, sitting between my good friend and my dad during that ejaculation scene was one of the most uncomfortable moments in my entire life.

Obviously we all know Season Nine's reputation (although I think it's great) and the change in tone after Larry David left, there really isn't any need to continue to debate this, but to say that "I hate Season 9 mostly because it ruins Seinfeld" is completely ridiculous. Really? This one season, that is pretty much…

His Woody Allen is killer too.

@avclub-9ad2f925a32643f541b183503f33a8c6:disqus Perhaps it's a nod to Mug Costanza.

Okay, banker.

And, like, twelve other obnoxious characters too.

Happy Birthday Becker!

Before Kramer says that to him, Jerry's jubilation and self-satisfaction is great.

I also like Kramer's explanation for booking Jim Fowler:
"Well, I practically raised his kids."

@YOUREMOTHER:disqus I'm right there with you. In fact, for the longest time, I thought that it was.

I use Jerry's "Actually, I'm quite comfortable" line a decent amount.

What is that stuff in turkey that makes you sleepy?