Quite. And slightly balding.

Throwin' orders at me, you know that waiters can't read!

Oh great, people say that I look like Wayne Rooney.

You can't be too tan. That's the devil's skin color.

Any more photos like this and it might drive me to homosexuality.

RSPMILF: Racist Southern Permmed Mother I'd Like to Fuck.

*Prosthetic arm falls off*

I'm not sure how they got "Small Springs" for Arizona. I always thought it was a combination of "Zona Arida" in Spanish.

Italy (Milan, Venice, Cinque Terre, Florence, Rome), France (Paris, Normandy), England (London), Spain (I lived there for two years so all over). In Australia, Sydney, Brisbane, and Cairns. I was about 10 when we went to Australia so I don't remember it all that well, but I loved it. We stayed in a resort that was in…

I find it funny/interesting that so many towns there are named after historical dates. I know a guy from a town in Peru called "Madre de Dios." Ecuadorians are awesome, and they make good food to boot.

This deserves all the likes in the world.

Is my username clickable? If it is, there should be a button under the avatar for it.

"It will shock you how much the AV Club never happened."

Oh he was great. Their whole bench was great. Someday we'll rebuild. Someday.

Gaaaah… we're the team with the best all-time record that's never won the NBA Finals. I still can't believe we didn't get a ring in the Nash/Stoudemire days.

For every person following me on the AV Club, I follow 3 people. I guess I'm a whore? Or just overly friendly.

I'M THINKING OF HIM, I HAD HIS JERSEY IN GRADE SCHOOL AND I'M SO SAD HE DIDN'T WIN :(

I felt really bad for Duncan after he missed those shots. I've never seen him so angry. And T-Mac didn't get a ring :(

Gaaah why did Miami win? Even as a Suns fan, I was rooting for San Antonio. It was an awesome series though.

He and Danny Green were incredible. I'm a Suns fan so I automatically hate the Spurs, but this was a hell of a series.