Oh, I've procrastinated enough. I was going to study all day yesterday, but I got stuck playing Bioshock Infinite.

You are like the Saint Peter of nerds! Don't worry, he healed a guy later, so maybe you can introduce someone to Community!

One time I quoted Arrested Development around a pretty sizable group of friends and no one understood it. I decided that I needed new friends.

As an Econ major, I probably should have read this.

I believe that some day the true Craig will be revealed somehow.

I thought my finals were Wednesday. Turns out they're Thursday. Yay more time to prepare!

Only if Spiderman is replaced by Donald Glover.

Oh man, the Jesus guy is perfect. I swear, the missionary badge just attracted crazy people. It was terrible being new, but when I was experienced it could be the funniest thing ever.

I read a thread here about awkward experiences with Mormon missionaries, so here's one from the other perspective:

As someone who did that, thanks for not being rude. We never said "well, they're going to hell." (or at least I never did). And if they did, they were bad.

As ambivalent as I was towards S4, I would totally buy the DVDs if they have his commentary.

I read this as "Drake announces collaboration with Sum 41" and my ears started crying.

Maybe if the media ignores Chris Brown, he'll just go away? Apparently he can't go to jail, so him disappearing is the next best option.

Definite contender for Kanye's greatest sample ever.

This is Kanye saying "I don't give a fuck about anything and I'll make the album that I want to make." And it was fantastic.

Is it bad that I'm watching this on repeat at 1:30 in the morning?

I heard "cut her breasts" instead of "cup" them and was horrified. Well, more horrified than the real thing.

Bob Benson gets tough: in Spanish, no less!

Don imitating a baby crying is my favorite moment from this show ever.

PolarBears