The Bling Ring III: The Return of the Bling

Here's another feature that will make me feel totally uncultured and uncouth.

I think that this is the latest a Newswire has ever been posted. Now that the big name commenters aren't here, people will be forced to like this comment….

So I put this video on my Facebook: http://www.globalzero.org/d…

So it'll have the same narrative strength as Sex and the City? HAHAHAHAHA*

This was one of the first "Great Job, Internet!" things I've considered donating to, considering that Dylan is my pop culture hero.

I'll take that into account as it grows longer. Thanks!

*Hairdresser dies by phantom mauling*

Yay! I will maintain as is then.

Yeah, but I would need to be not 20 pounds overweight to do that. I usually do 3 on the sides, 5 on top.

I just imagined a bald polar bear and it made me sad.

I promise, I am nowhere near that big a scumbag.

I know, I can only judge other people's hair. I was trying to pull off a Roger Sterling look (why are all my hair comparisons to characters on Mad Men) but my hair did not cooperate. I'm thinking about just buzzing it, but I'm worried about my head looking weird.

Yeah I have it way short now. I tried it long but it just wasn't working for me.

Late to the party hair advice thread

Also, I just got 1000 views, and a good amount of those came from here, so thanks for reading my ramblings! You all are great.

Here's Mad Men S1E3.

I'm not sure, I don't really do it full-time.

Lots of people hate Mumford and Sons, but to me, they're just innocuous and boring. However, if they do mess up a Springsteen song….

Are they going to kill Avenue Q to establish puppet musical dominance?