Reviewer of Clone Wars:

Not JUST violence! Hooker Exposition!

Recent excellent books I've read:

"I hate pop culture and also other cultures."

"No, Constantine calls him 'Lou' in the movie."

Exactly.

Define "actually."

You're confusing Lucifer with Satan, my son.

The way this casting is going, I'm going with Ali Larter.

I now wish that Phil Donahue was getting involved in these things.

No no no no no. Keaoneau Reeves as Constantine? Dark haired Welsh guy as Lucifer? I reject all these premises.

Showed up too late to read the comments, but I assume 500 of you pointed out that there's no science in Star Wars, therefore this article is full of shite. Thanks, keep up the good work.

*quietly scraps plan to publish Scrawler's posts as short stories*

Sometimes you gotta break an omelette to fry a few eggs.

Yes indeed, YOU are the real victim here. No doubt.

Tell us more!

Unless you count that part in Iron Man II that demonstrates his raging alcoholism.

Damn missed yours before I wrote mine. Oops.

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