Yeah, where's the alleged edit? I ask this as an editor.

Ask a lame AV club poster
I thought "I'm Dying Up Here" was a collection of Gut-Shot Policeman's nationally syndicated advice columns.

1. Cut the limbs off a fox.
2. Put that fox in a box.
3. Make her wear silky smocks.
And that's the way you do it.

This is the devil! You've got the devil inside you! I command you… to get off drugs… RIGHT NOW!

Sometimes files (even PDF files) have encryption that won't even let you do that!