OH FUCK

indubitably

i need someone to bitch about WERS, mourn fnx and extol caspian with.

miller, will you be departing when the change arrives?

It's hard to walk through all the places that your life used to be in
So you thought you'd shed a layer, maybe try on some new skin
Your friends are all imaginary, your shrink stopped answering her phone
So you decide to make incisions at your home while you're alone, all alone

website changing comments i know i know
it's serious

You can't handle the truth! No truth-handler, you. BAH! I deride your truth-handling abilities.

i liked when sean said that when they first started messing with the comment section.

a professional wrestler who won the wwe hardcore title more times than any other wrestler.

anyways, what's your third least favorite thing about the italians?

you're drake?

in college one of my friends said if i beat it before graduating he would buy me a fancy seafood dinner. i, uh, took time during finals to finish it.

programmers are famously known for their amazing ability to relate to people who don't know how to code in a non-condescending way.

it's the police. they have a warrant.

new york city is kinda the real main character of seinfeld.

im still paranoid that im gonna need to use the email address associated with this account to get a kinja account, because lol that was my undergrad email.

it's just that time is distorted because game of thrones takes place in the same universe as dark souls and i have just outed myself as a nerd and am gonna jump off a tall building.

no, just depressed.

i give them $15 a month and never show up at any of their meetings.

i 100% believe that trump will be remembered as a reagan like object of worship by the gop in the decades to come.