i looked directly at the sun and now i have superpowers/

im listening to staring at the sun by tv on the radio

no

nerd. im planning on shooting myself in 5 minutes.

the eclipse hasn't even started here yet. i just want the sun to know that im not intimidated by it.

i will never stop staring at the sun

hipster order would be a cortado from not starbucks.

remember when they dropped a bombed a building full of women and children?

police departments trying to create relatable content on twitter is some dystopian shit.

and him and richard linklater are friends.

yep. and im never gonna run around

that took way too long

i really enjoyed every scene in wonder woman that didnt involve fighting.

this is libel.

i'm really good at bitching about dating. i am a profoundly dull human being.

i watched do the right thing with three friends last night and one of them was trying to argue that sal wasn't a racist.

if there's anything that the last couple years have shown, its that things can always get worse.

i miss 'we read what you wrote there'

im not leaving. if anything kinja is gonna make an even larger percentage of my comments just pure shitposts.

all muppets remake of they live please.