my new place doesn't have a fireplace.

those are my two favorite assassin's creed games.

i jerked off three times yesterday.

would you have voted for obama for a third time if you could?

i played a shit ton of assassin's creed 4, which holds up actually.

looks like the real main character of the dark tower is new york city itself.

are you trying to say that 9/11 didn't change everything? because 9/11 changed everything.

I'm not finished. YOU should have gotten a snack. A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train, "…

IT WAS NOT A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO

i like sleeptalk a lot.

oh yeah if you dislike that sort of guitar than the album has nothing to offer. the trumpet playing is wonderful though. it's such a light album though. the songs just sort of float by. i guess that's the jazzy influence. i think it's real pretty, but i can't latch onto it emotionally.

rich person is an asshole. i, for one, am shocked.

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you wouldn't shoot a policeman, steal his helmet, go toilet in his helmet, deliver it to his grieving widow, and then steal it again, would you?

hey man, my boner is completely unrelated to the marshmallow being licked by that sensual fire to the point it can no longer maintain its simple white color and erupts into flames.

i sprained my ankle last night while crossing a street.

what is it when i get bored of roasting marshmellows and just light one on fire?

me too!

trump is gonna launch the nukes the day that becomes public.