not harry potter: a xxx parody

what's this manhattan? what's its deal?

he's the one who wrote harry potter right?

i mean we kept the fillets, but yeah, he wanted to show me that it would swim.

how big of a piece of shit are you though?

i went to wpi because i'm a moron who wanted to be unhappy for the rest of his life.

ok i'll bite. what's brooklyn?

i have a bachelor's in engineering and i'm a real piece of shit.

what's nyc?

i, a sophisticated american, will be eating gabagool.

david brook is a great writer, and his articles truly sum up what it's like to live in this crazy city we all call home.

i was fishing with my uncle once and caught a bluefish. dude filleted the thing while it was still alive and tossed it back in the ocean and it started swimming away. fish are interesting animals.

me personally, i am literally barb from stranger things.

*eats gabagool*

him speak-singing 'i wanna be like you' was great.

i disagree.

buddy if you need that joke explained, then i don't understand what you're doing on this website.

jungle book was okay. christopher walken was inspired casting though.

PAZUZU

he's not allowed in the states ever since the incident.