vince staples and old the hold steady.

you want a shot at the belt, nerd?

i'm a fucking golden greek god. i am an adonis. i am cut to the core and have 6% body fat. i am a beautiful man, look upon my visage ye mighty and despair.

oh darn, i'm busy that week.

im just going off my experience as a jewish kid. most anti-semitic jokes i'd hear in middle school were done in a cartmen voice.

the legacy of south park is a bunch of middle school kids making anti-semitic jokes

it's because they've always been not so secret reactionary pussies

both are children of incredibly wealthy new york artists, who annoy the shit out of me.

thats the joke.

professional wrestling is good as hell.

elgort is also just male lena dunham with less talent.

too obvious.

baby driv3r

so when does the baby driver backlash begin?

sex is disgusting.

that's what they said about sleepwalk with me.

the big sick sounds like a movie that i'll try watching in a year on netflix, but get bored after 45 minutes and turn off.

my favorite game to play in worcester was 'fireworks or gunshots' where you would try to figure out how much danger you were in at any given time.

to be fair, everything should sound like the haxan cloak

whatever you say bill maher.