pizza rat is literally barb from stranger things

i always confuse algiers and alcest in my head and i got real excited that a blackgaze band would get this sort of acclaim.

pfft. clown college? you can't eat that.

i'm expecting this to really outdo itself and skip straight to the festering shit.

such is the plight of the lowly bureaucrat.

i don't even own a television.

octopuses are intelligent, but they die after childbirth. the fact that their lives are so ephemeral makes me very alright with eating them.

idk, i think the 6ers just got a great player

wrong.

that actor passed away unfortunately. he really was talented though.

dendron is the better song. home, like noplace is there is the better album. the hotelier is the better band.

the only actor from the wire i want to see play a superhero is method man, miss me with all this other bullshit.

donald trump is a zombie with no conscious

have you ever been stung by a thousand hornets?
five hundred killa bees, buzzing and really on it

*whoosh*

jimmy kimmel is interested in this pol pot fellow and thinks we should hear him out.

woof

oh shit

"eating all of these extremely salty pretzels have resulted in me getting mildly dehydrated. a tall glass of water? don't mind if i do!"

"you ever been on tv before?"