real talk: i've always had a soft spot for batman because he didn't kill people. any superhero who fought crime through murder seemed like fascist propaganda to me.

i'm making fun of people happy that the pretty celebrity is standing up for us little folk.

michael moore endorsed him yesterday though.

i'll never not find people telling him to pay his child support hilarious. right up there with people reminding mike huckabee that his large adult sons are dog murderers.

don't worry gang, the rich will save us all.

he should probably pay his child support though.

the tv edited version was funnier. off the top of my head instead of talking about getting his nuts shaved he says something like "at age 25 i enrolled at evil medical school, at 27 i took up ballet, i wanted to become the so-called 'quadrupedal threat,' medicine, evil, dancing…"

im so embarrassed to have commented on it saying i didnt like it the night it went up. its rad as hell.

i've lived most of my life in the boston area or in worcester.

DYNO MITE
DYNO MITE

tried watching it, made it about 45 minutes before turning it off.

to be fair, that's every city in america.

the best part is that he's a computer programmer living in ultra gentrified southie.

earlier this morning, one of my friends, who moved to boston a couple years ago, was arguing to me, someone who grew up in the area, that boston is not actually racist, only the surrounding towns are.

the following sports movies are good:

i, myself, am indifferent to baseball and enjoy no baseball movies.

BUT YOUR TASTE STILL LINGERS ON MY LIPS LIKE I JUST PLACED THEM UPON MINE AND I STARVE

it's about joining the conversation, man.

pornography is art.

all art is bad tho