it is.

i still haven't gotten laid since trump was inaugurated.

i'm not smart enough to explain this in writing unfortunately.

i just freaked the fuck out because my name is jake, but then i remembered that that's a reference.

i got a girl's number on friday. she's got green hair and like los campesinos and charlie kaufman movies, but she didnt respond to my text last night so im gonna die alone.

he's one of those annoying ass liberals who says it's bigoted to view the world in black and white like that. it's tough trying to appeal to him morally.

buddy, i hate many folks on the internet and my bush is free-flowing and wild.

is this another example of you quoting matmos but me thinking yr quoting the scum manifesto?

i think he's quoting valerie solanas.

yesterday i tried to explain how this incident was further proof that all cops are tools of the bourgeoisie and white supremacy and in no way served the needs of the working class and he disagreed with me.

why disliking regular commenters is as natural as that hair on your balls, my dear apples.

she walked into the easter mass with her hair dressed up in broken glass

'all your cred won't save you from the kids.'

i like them. they make absolutely miserable music.

craig finn's new album is pretty lovely as well.

tbh it's not really from anything in particular. it's just a cliche in film criticism. i started making this joke a bunch last summer because i was dating a manhattan native and was jealous.

i've been a lot more open about being suicidal in the last year. figure that there's no reason to hide it. unless you're actively planning on hurting yourself you can't be committed involuntarily, so when i'm feeling like killing myself i just tell people that that thought is passing through. it's kind of freeing.

i am interested in seeso because it has dan harmon playing d&d and a tv show based on a podcast that's just three brothers riffing on yahoo answers.

being alive has fallen considerably this past year in my estimation. at this point i really don't even know why i still have it.

the cool thing about this comment is that new york city itself, is kind of the main character.