spotify is evil, but art is stupid and artists shouldn't be paid.

*shrugs*

i would, but my eyes were plucked from my head by Athena, Goddess of Wisdom for my many attempts at predicting the future.

i became much more interested in alien after hearing somewhere that the first 20 minutes are dialogue-free.

and cormac mccarthy's.

unfortunately he was paid exclusively in life cereal.

on friday i shocked my coworkers by admitting i'd never seen any of the alien movies, but i hate james cameron so much, y'know, and the only ridley scott movie i've ever seen was gladiator and that movie is such a piece of shit.

and donald trump was recorded talking about raping women. no matter what the republicans dropped on him, independents wouldn't stop liking him.

you've fucked?

the only triangle superhero i will ever acknowledge is hipster runoff icon, jared leto.

but it's true.

i mean unless you're gay, which means him doing well strips you of your rights, or if your not white which again, means being stripped of your rights.

this is fucking gorgeous

GOOD THINGS NEVER LAST
BAD THINGS NEVER DIE

i used to make cassette mixtapes, but i no longer own a tape deck. this is a long way of saying that i wish i could make a tape with anthems for a seventeen year old girl, autumn sweater and various other make out jams, to increase the ambiance of my 95 toyota camry.

it's ok. it's not bad, but it's really not great.

hell yeah, i'm definitely watching the assassination of jesse james by the coward rob ford tomorrow

well, now that i think about it, that probably would be a great car making out song.

OI WHERE'S THE BLOODY BAR, JOHN?

PARK THAT CAR
DROP THAT PHONE
SLEEP ON THE FLOOR
DREAM ABOUT ME