as someone from boston, which appears to be the trendiest place to make fun of on the internet, i appreciate when other states get the business.

*extremely tony soprano voice*

you're mashing katrina pierson and omarosa together you racist.

gun control is bullshit.

i'm not making plans. i'm saying that there isn't hope.

BE QUIET CUCK

lol like minorities will have the ability to vote after four years of attorney general jefferson beauregard sessions iii.

lol i feel like you're trying to argue with me on a point we agree on.

i quoted him in my comment.

she'll be in her 70's and she's no lock to win her midterm election.

sad thing is that i can't think of a single democrat who should run. the big names are all either too old, or third wayers in the clinton model that don't fit into the political landscape.

good point actually.

i think jon stewart said it best when he said that he hosts a comedy show whose lead-in is puppets making prank calls.

i'm conflicted on jon stewart. i think that his show was excellent, and i take comfort in the fact that he claims he's not a democrat, but more of an independent in the bernie sanders model, but did his show really represent anything other than the echo chamber that we associate with shows like last week tonight, or…

i just got an email from monster saying that i have 2 unread messages in my inbox.

this exactly.

i was fucking hammered and i'm really immature.

me and my friend also chanted 'make out' at some poor couple that were pecking each other with kisses.

moonrise kingdom is a movie that fucking kills me. just about everything in it works and the ending is so beautiful.

i got really drunk at a bar, found some concealer on the ground under my table and used it to write the word 'butt' on the wall.