i prefer to fuck poorly and i always apologize upon climax.

agreed, but i exist in perpetual longing for a death that will not come.

it's almost like a political party is more willing to criticize their opposition than one of their own. woah.

hey! that's that song by that guy, the one who died. i want to say, prince?

no lie, when he first appeared on screen i burst into laughter. he was just so incongruous with the rest of the film.

i'm reading if this is a man, or i guess survival in auschwitz by primo levi. it's a fun page-turner that i should've saved for summer beach reading.

i've read the entire old testament and blood meridian makes my eyes glaze over the way nothing else does. i feel like a moron whenever i try to read it.

YOUR BOOK IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

i've been around for a lot longer than people realize. this account is just the one that i made that i stuck with.

the last sting. it just felt like a massive plot hole.

this is all still pretty racist.

i thought the ending was dumb.

you blew it by not writing a pretentious poem for posts 9,998, 9999 and 10,000 and then reregistering.

it wasn't me, but i saw it last month and holy shit is it good.

i don't know who she is either.

kinda want to revisit this now that i've had a bit of time to think about it. the republicans moved further and further to the right under obama. what was once a party with pro-choice senators is now unified in malfeasance. the only way to make compromises with them is for the democrats to move to the right, which…

i guess for me, they push the seriousness so far that it veers into silliness. i feel like there is ironic fun to be had listening to those bands, especially drunk with friends who aren't expecting you to put them on, but know all the words.

i told a girl on a first date that i had been listening to slipknot recently and she gave me a weird look. it's probably a good thing there wasn't a second date. if someone isn't on my irony level, it usually doesn't last long.

i voted for hillary, you fucking dumbass.

i prefer baja blast.