Can I name my band 'Skilled Cat Mountain'? You can have 50% of all of our revenues! So at $200 a set, after gas, promotional material, drinks and door money and the 1.5 microphones/cymbals we lose at every show - you already owe me like $4.

This was shockingly good. I was wondering 'Does Reznor know his probable idol and pioneer of the genre is now ripping him off?' Then I read they were touring together. Emotions!

Just to be clear, you're saying that you think Andy Samberg looks like Zach Braff? Racism!

Sarsasm? on the internets? Whaaaaaaaaaat?

'Exciting changes' is corporate speak for 'Someone in charge has decided that the following will increase our market-share'… which is fine. It is just so rare that a thing I like changing ever leads me to enjoy it more. My favorite recurring articles are already gone, I basically only come here to read and discuss TV…

Worse than Tig's daughter? No way.

I had assumed the kid who taught his classmates the value of leaving their introverted peers the hell alone was Henry Rollins' boy. The sons left him alive and probably a little angry. Can't think of any other characters that age, that have any relevance to the plot.

They should do an episode where they go up against this dude and Pepper Jack - Like the early battles with the McPoyles

So are they going to bring back X Play?!

No.

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus et al - Did Herpes comment get deleted?

Holy sheep shit, there are a lot of ex-Quaker/Mennonites posting on the AVClub. There are like, what, four hundred of these people in a country of 300 million? What are the odds that two of twenty people posting on a forum would be THEM? Someone should do a cultural study.

Holy sheep shit I had no idea that was Parker Posey. Fucking WEIRD.

I would really like to comfort her and reassure her that her efforts are appreciated and the people out there slandering her a tiny, demented sample of losers. I would also like to show her my penis.

Holy jeezus man, you might want to cut back on the sugar.

So.. this is a real thing, then?

You sound like a pretty good parent. Goddamnit where are all the pony weirdos?

Just to clarify, does a potential mate have to be both a robot AND jewish?

You agree right here, right now, but how did you feel about it in 1994? I think it's easy to look back and go 'that sucked' now that the context of that time and place has been skewed by our collective memory.

Occasional Commenter - Sure, I could totally hook you up. Just post your SSN and credit card info so I know you're legit.