Apple offering a product that you can get elsewhere for half the cost? This is unheard of.

We would not dance in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to dance with us.

Yeah, I also thought he was pasted in when I saw the still. So, anyway: https://scontent-b-dfw.xx.f…

And they both had secretaries named Kennedy!

We can like on comments on Savage Love now?

I thought that dude flying through the background in a seated position was a duplicate of the dancer in the foreground that had been photoshopped in as a joke. But no, it's something that really was in the movie… as a joke, I guess.

Whedon Here?

ETD: everything. I see that tfeatherton12 said the exact same thing. So never mind.

Only if it stars Gerard Depardieu again. This time, though, he has to be the one being wooed.

Oh, and every cover could have a different interpretation of the word:
Album 1: A pile of books with band members on various covers as art and as authors. 
Album 2: Their names worked into formulae that are then graphed.
Album 3: The band as land surveyors.
Album 4: Graves. 
Best of Album: A very old looking maritime map…

You're six-five, and I'm five-eight, and I will still kick your mother fucking ass.

The thing you did, I see it!

Yeah, that sounds like really wishful thinking, the kind of thing you note and squirrel away because you know it's probably insane, but can just add fuel to the smoldering hope fire in the back of your mind. Like, I don't know, something a lonely  junior high kid thinks. However, to vocalize it as a serious thought is…

Did she think it was a Fantasy Island spin off?

"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o'-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says "You." …

2000 was my favorite year of the 90s!

I was imagining Lydia meeting with Ricky Hitler and Co. while I read this.

"Daniel" Dirty Dan "Diamond."

Ohhh that's where I know him from. Fuck that guy. Even if they'd been white people, fuck that guy.

We have shit to do, EK!