I KILLED THAT FAT BARKEEP!

*Clutches portrait of Joseph Smith to chest; flops back onto bed with a loud sigh*

I love "The Sting" so goddamn much. That musical number is fucking awesome. 
Ain't got no money, ain't got no style
Ladies vomit when I smile
But does Zoidberg worry?!
No!
Bee happy!

What? No. Are these last two posts a hoax?

Am I the only one who loves "I, Roommate"? That's probably the episode I've watched the most, and constantly return to it.

Five? I highly doubt there's a 5 minute stretch of the show where that guy doesn't talk.

It was stupid. Not only is it stupid, there are no pantographs on the trains, yet there are overhead power lines (and also low-hanging things that go between the train and the power lines).

Yeah. If it weren't for those darn kids, no one would be texting and driving.

Yeah, just watched it, too, and I have to agree with almost all of the positive comments about it (especially the Robocop meets Punisher: Warzone one). There were only a couple minutes throughout the film where the action slowed down at all… it was exactly what I'd hoped it would be.

Yeah, just watched it, too, and I have to agree with almost all of the positive comments about it (especially the Robocop meets Punisher: Warzone one). There were only a couple minutes throughout the film where the action slowed down at all… it was exactly what I'd hoped it would be.

I was thinking something similar. This show is most offensive (at least based only on what few episodes I've heard or seen) if you enter into it knowing (or holding) there stereotypes the characters were supposed to embody. When I was first introduced to it, I didn't know of these racial stereotypes (I was really…

Nevermind. This has probably been addressed in the comments. I'll read first.

Back Toward Fisting Father.

Thorgum, thoy beanth, alpalpa, all the standard crops.

I think this was posted yesterday— timely! 
http://www.explosm.net/comi…

Likes are way better than upvotes. I mean, what are we? 12?

YOu can tell he's badass by his fingers. Those are bad ass finger things he's doing.

I remember being in 5th grade and seeing "Shiite" for the first time, and making the incredibly clever connection to another word that looks a lot like it. Can you guess!? 
Can you?!
It's SHIT! It looks like the word "shit" taht we have in english! Man! I can't believe someone else finally noticed that and has decided…

Spicy Brown Poop.

It could have been filled with empty manila folders.