*strokes cigar*

Preview: "Hello, Dexter Morgan."
Title of next episode: "Hello, Dexter Morgan." 
Climactic final line of the episode: "Hello, Dexter Morgan."

*Launches an arrow into @avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus 's chest*

And Rogan—> Rogaine? Eh? EH!?

Marvel Universe, I guess.

I'll bet you guys took home some tang that night!

I liked her, sort of, in west wing. There is something weird about how she talks though— not her voice, but the way her mouth moves. I'm not saying it's bad or good, just distracting…

When she said "the lake" it makes me think she's referring to "her lake," which makes me feel much less sorry for her and the lake she has to throw stuff in to.

Her lake will just flood the tubes! Doesn't she know it's not a dumptruck that one can just hurl into a body of water!?

****This is not a dream… not a dream. We are using your brain’s electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year one, nine, nine, nine. You are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the…

Time for a senate investigation into steroid use in Hollywood!

The tricky part is figuring out the proper syntax to get your character to pick them up without contaminating the evidence. Simply, "PICK UP BAG" doesn't work because you get your fingerprints on it and it's the game over screen. I hope you saved recently!

Rex Reed is a food critic now?

wtf is wife lol?





I'm late to this party.

Perfect pull quote for the BD, though: "Indescribably gory, violent… and deranged!" -Rex Reed, Ass-Ouroboros.

That's stupid, eh.

He can hoist a jack, and he can lay a track, he can pick and shovel too.

Yeah, not inverting that picture and stamping a big red NO on it was a missed opportunity, that's for sure.

Now I want to make a short film with a flashback that involves Mary Jo Pehl admonishing a young boy (in first person) to jerk off his friend. 
(No young boys will actually be jerked off in the making of the film.)

"I think it was a very stupid thing to have said. If I was you, I never would have said something so dumb on TV where you could be held to account."