http://realorfake3d.com/ Here, this should help.

@avclub-d0dfbf82a0232e4c63faf5016c25b7d5:disqus  was changing the subject.

That's the devil's temperature.

I like how he rhymed "yo self" with "yourself."

This is not a conjugal thread.

That's what happens when someone believes himself or herself to be very, very smart and then barely gets a joke— "If I BARELY got this, then 97% of the population will think it's serious! I must alert them!"

He showed up at my house with a six pack and a box of condoms when my parents left home.

No one's typin' that 'cept for Mama Braff.

True compound words are a lot of fun, but I think "shorthand," "uncool,"  and "feedbag" are all single words. I assume he thinks hyphenated words make him look smart. I mean, "look-smart." Though now I do want to call him a look-smart.

His hair didn't help that, @avclub-f1cabca05a9a64dd5900cf947a6792ca:disqus .

The subordinate clause after "context" makes it awfully convoluted.

People can be beautiful without sexualizing them. For example, I think Tilda Swinton is beautiful, but I can't imagine finding her sexually attractive— I just like seeing her. Hell, cars and bikes and computers can be beautiful but I don't want to fuck those things, either.

I so want to open a chicken joint now and call it "Consequence Chicken."

*cuts to the front of the thread*

I never thought to try it, but does A² work here?

Drug dealer. He stashed his stash in the garbage.

I liked the text, and I'm really, really glad that they didn't tack on some action bullshit ending. It's a perfectly blase, mundane way to end the arc of a person who dreamed of being something that doesn't exist. He doesn't get to have a castle or henchmen, he's just a fucking sociopath who gets arrested for burning…

If I had to place its worth in any scene, it's the breakfast scene near the end when Willis slides the newspaper to his son and mouths, "You were right." At that moment, the focus of the movie shifts the childhood fantasy that your dad is the most amazing person in the world. It's quiet, subtle, and I find it to be…

"The whole idea of 'Tears In Heaven' is so community theater. That title is like a play your gay high-school teacher wrote."

It's not exactly used as a pejorative here, but… yeah. "IT's shitty and sappy like it was written by a gay person…"

I'm not going to begrudge anyone's disliking Unbreakable, but I happen to think it's his best (faint praise, to be sure), but, yes, the aliens that dissolve in water coming to Earth would be like an Earthenite going to a planet that is covered in sulfuric acid and surrounded by an atmosphere with sulfuric acid in the…