Yeah, the death = orgasm motif exists, but I just don't see it in this song. I'm sitting here looking over the lyrics, and that meaning just doesn't seem to be in it unless you sort of beg the question. Romeo and Juliette aren't exactly renowned for the plowing they did behind the scenes. If anything, referencing that…

Who orders lunch from a gas station!?

It'll end with Don being a zombie on Walking Dead.

You can get them legally, too. It costs money, but since it's the only show I get, it is more than worth it— now my PS3 has 3.5 season of 30 Rock on it (I have the rest somewhere else).

Women's bullet proof vests just cover an area beneath their breasts down to about their xiphoid process — they're more like belts, really (though they also lift and shape).

It looks about as realistic as most of the scenes in The Avengers.

It lives in water, donnit? It's a fish, just like a dolphin.

You're all about to get backstabbed.

Well, I might (might!) rather watch Atlas Shrugged so that I can know exactly the ways in which it sucked and was ridiculous. I can foresee being in a conversation with someone who liked it and was trying to preach it's glory. This movie, though, nobody would like it. Anyone who did would either be liking it…

I like the very short clips of it that get stuck in there. I tend to go past the longer skit-length parts.

Because of this thread, I went and bought Alive. It does, in fact, fucking rule. Being a casual Daft Punk fan, I avoided live albums because I thought, "How good could it actually be?" Great sound, great mixes. I have been listening to the hell out of it.

Fish are vegetables.

The person who teaches others to perform heart surgery has probably performed it once or twice.

Thinking of sex as a substitute for masturbation is kind of sad. I am tracking what you're saying, but that phrasing… "I like sex and all, but it's not exactly masturbation."

I'm glad the professor is back after the debacle that was New Cuntburglar.

Well, what did really happen?

The President's never seen your movie, he's never heard of your movie, he has no particular objection to your movie, and you know it.

I was hoping for enraptured, but I'll take what I can get.

Oh, I thought it was  genre. People having sex in the woods. I don't know why that would be a thing, but then again, I stumbled across drawings of dragons fucking muscle cars. That is, apparently, a thing.

I'm finally getting around to watching West Wing and, last night, just happened to see the episode where Bartlett mistakenly condemns (or is mistaken to have condemned) a film. That's all there is to my cool story.