I kind of want to see that.

I was familiar with the show long before I even knew about the movie, and always hated Alda in it. I seriously want to punch him every time he does some Groucho thing— was that his idea or the writers'? He's like the douchey, attention-seeking kid who thinks he's funny and tries to position himself as the class clown,…

I have no idea why, but i was just struck by the ridiculousness of the word "movie." How did that name stick for this long? We dropped "talkie" but not "movie"?

I didn't even know that existed. "Much of the humor arose from the abounding clashes between Hunt and the new Japanese plant manager"— how could that not survive as a series?? 
"Okay, it's basically the movie, but over and over again!"
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I think we can all agree that nobody likes sports that they don't understand. If you don't know what's going on in any sport, it looks like a disorganized clusterfuck because you can't see the patterns. People say the same thing about "real football" here, also because they don't understand it. "Little kids play it,…

I think you mean he co-starred; Warrior of the Lost World starred Megaweapon.

And Donald Sutherland, just because he's Donald Sutherland. But, yes, as I was reading that part I thought, "It wasn't that bad, was it?" But the only part I could remember was Rubens's bizarre death scene.

What is with that smug, douchey expression? Everything was just Poochied up.

@avclub-230e46d19fe78a6c8dc715659a7188d7:disqus  Bush jumped out of a plane just because it was burning a little— Dole's body was riddled with machine gun fire. Almost everyone is a wimp compared to Dole, so that wasn't really fair of him to say.

Why… why would they do that? The mansion looks like someone was trying to duplicate the original with an opaque projector— it looks right but very wrong at the same time. The change to the characters is down right awful.

I want to believe.

For some reason Where the Wild Things Are and the whole body of Sendak's work was completely missed in my childhood; I'm not sure how that happened. Anyway, after he died, I saw this quote from him (it might have even been in his obit here): "People say, 'Oh, Mr. Sendak. I wish I were in touch with my childhood self,…

@avclub-b97ca122d91f0a094bbf3f9808f4daf5:disqus — While you can't play the Hebrews in Civilization, you can play Nebuchadnezzar and the Babylonians and get some Old Testament-era genocide kicks.

There's no catch; although we are technically in New Jersey.

Wait… someone asked me to take pictures of her; was that an assisted suicide?

I don't know why there's a spoon in the potty, mommy.

He could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off the stereo.

It definitely reads like it was written by a 19 year old.

The found footage, full of fake out scares, is the twist!

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He knows, my queen.