I think the shareholders are just going to wait it out until we do their dirty work for them. Get your torches and pitchforks ready!

It's almost as if, perhaps, he finds catharsis through humor.

"THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE THAN FUCKING CANDLEBOX!"

"Things were different in high school.." he said, as he gazes wistfully out the window to a dreary, snow-covered plain. A slight gleam of happiness fills the corner of his eye for but a moment, then vanishes as quickly as it came.

At least the Spin Doctors made possible that one episode of the Sarah Silverman Show where that was the only song on Brian Posehn's iPod. I mean, I hate that band, but you've gotta give credit where credit's due.

Yeah, I made a mistake, but I like Fresh Jive's interpretation.

They reunited and released a fourth album in 2008, so this would be their fifth album. Did everybody just forget that they did that? Because that is fucking hilarious if they did. Easily the worst of the grunge boom bands. Almost as bad as Bush.

FOUR MORE EPS! FOUR MORE EPS!

America's not great or anything, but I think "California Dreamin'" is an alright song.

Goddammit, AV Club, I've had a rough night and I fucking hate The Eagles.

Having once interned at a place where all I did was enter information into the BMI index, I can only tell that it's all terribly, terribly boring and tedious.

Yeah, no reason to steal somebody else's shitty music.

Ever heard of mise en scene? Put some information up in that frame!

That first episode started a lifelong fascination with Tiny Tim for me.

You would think it'd be stratospheric, but they actually cancel each other out. The end result is a good, solid "meh."

@avclub-73aaacf9803fed2a04f802f3f85225e5:disqus Actually, getting high with grandma would be pretty dope. Does she make cookies? That would fucking seal it for me.

The episode where SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs think they've murdered the health inspector, the band geeks episode, and the episode with the bully who's going to kick SpongeBob's butt are all phenomenal.

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG!

I was a film student and we thought it would be a good idea to shoot a few scenes for our senior thesis film there. It looked much nicer on their website. We drove for 17 hours down from New Hampshire to get there.

I have never driven through Kansas, but I like to imagine that the East Coast version of it is that 500 miles of highway leading up to South Of The Border in South Carolina. I actually stayed in the shithole hotel that's there for a few nights. I'm not recommending that anybody ever visits South Of The Border for any…