Well, when you put it like that…

Mom says puppy's days are through; she's going to put him in the stew.

…only to lose it again in time to join the writers' room at Torchwood.

Sweet Valley High: Eyes Without a Face

Surely I can't be the only one who read "magna editions" as "manga editions," right?

The short/silent/B&W adaptation of CALL OF CTHULHU is actually pretty good.

Sometimes I can't help but think that Lucas actively wants people to hate him…

TUCKER!

(throws dart) CYLON!

My favorite
thing about this is that The Game added the hashtag "#iSpeak4ThePeople" to the "but maybe now yall can actually do yall job" tweet.

Bryan Cranston wakes up in bed next to Bob Newhart.

No
I'd rather watch WALTER BENJAMIN HAS A VAN, to be honest.

I'm sorry, I don't understand your banter.

Don't forget your PIN number.

The thing that bothers me about TORCHWOOD…
…and indeed about the entire era of RTD's stewardship of DOCTOR WHO and its associated properties, is that there are so many obvious, no-shit, can't deny it alien invasions—I'm counting at least two a year between 2005 and 2010 on DOCTOR WHO alone—and yet not only has this…

"Whose cat was Jonesy?"

Yeah
"the episode featured an inspired guest turn by Eddie Izzard"

Um
"We hope to see you there. I'm going to try and convince my co-workers to have a "nerding booth," which is like a kissing booth, but you get to come nerd out with us instead."

okay
If we refer to it as "Joss Whedon's CABIN IN THE WOODS" we should also, by extension, make references to "Joss Whedon's WATERWORLD," "Joss Whedon's ALIEN: RESURRECTION," and "Joss Whedon's TITAN A.E."

It's Mondas! Aaaagh! Run, the Cybermen are coming!