It really did seem like, sometime in the mid-'90s, a switch got flipped and all the "Macintrash/Windoze" crap stopped and there was a good eleven or twelve years where you could talk about operating systems without it devolving into name-calling, a few jackasses like Charlie Brooker excepted. And it's started back up…

Wow
I was under the impression that we'd all stopped being assholes to each other over what operating systems we preferred back in the mid-'90s, so imagine my shock at some of these comments.

from HOT FUZZ
The Kinks' "Village Green Preservation Society" and Dire Straits's "Romeo and Juliet."

"The CW loves Buffy almost as much as you do"
Actually, I hate BUFFY.

REVENGE
Will the follow-up show be called REMEMBER WANDA?

@fastandsloppy: If Tyler starts demanding people kill themselves, ranting about how everyone who hates first-person shooters is a racist, or peppering his rhymes with stuff like "0'Neil ;')" then we'll know for sure.

I dunno. I still think "eat a bowl of hot dicks" has the advantage on this one.

Say
"Black people were oppressed in America until Martin Luther King, Jr made the 'I Have A Dream' speech and ended racism."

Yup; Hannigan is just as terrible with Whedon as she is without.

Another one
LE FIN ABSOLUE DE MONDE, from the "Cigarette Burns" episode of MASTERS OF HORROR.

There was also EVERYTHING YOU NEVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE FORCED TO FIND OUT, but I don't think he wrote that one…

Any fake book out of HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE
The Guide itself, of course, but also Oolon Colouphid's series of philosophical blockbusters…

Oh for fuck's sake
Aren't there enough of these goddamn movies?

Sigh
I've been diagnosed with sarcoidosis, so I'm at a loss as to why my doctors can't treat it, considering that it's responsible for 75% of the ailments on HOUSE.

Ya know
I'm actually impressed with Akiva Goldsman's work on FRINGE.

Zygon Zygon Zygon Zygon Zygon Zygon Zygon Zygon Zygon Zygon KRYNOID KRYNOID!

"What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women." —Martin Luther King

I can imagine Walter and Belly synthesizing hope in their lab.

Fruit cocktail?

Seven Samurai vs. 3 Amigos