Uh?
ALIEN: RESURRECTION can hardly be called a "fruitful" collaboration with anyone.

Witch-wiggler! Wangateur! Mundunugu!

Never mind. My suspicions were confirmed later on in the page.

Wasn't Sylvester McCoy confirmed for Radagast?

We don't know! He died at 27!

@justthisguy: Love "Charlie Sheen's exploits probably boosted 5/2 Men's viewership, and so forth." From now on, I will refer to that show as FIVE HALVES OF A MAN.

Gallagher was high on life when he gave his interview.

A better option is to not put yourself in a position where you need to fuck someone who is physically repellent from the neck up.

That's what I always say
A party doesn't really get started until someone lies to Michael Aussiello.

Jesus Christ, Chloe Sevigny blew THAT? I guess I shouldn't be surprised, considering I know women who consider Russell Brand hot.

The thing is, I'm not *that* invested in STAR WARS, so I can take or leave the stupid decisions. It doesn't affect me much. But I was at a wedding earlier this year stuck at a table with one of the most annoying kinds of disgruntled STAR WARS fans—search for "Golden Fang" on this page and you'll see what this guy was…

Um…Gwyneth Paltrow how much fuck?

I don't know what's more annoying
Lucas's stupid decisions, or the stupid behavior of strident and abrasive STAR WARS fans whenever Lucas makes a stupid decision.

Sigh
Band Camp stares at me, trying to entice me to read about those thirteen mythical sidekicks who are cooler than their heroes. I stand my ground.

Nope
Still not gonna read about those 13 sidekicks who are cooler than their heroes.

"E does not undertand, E is not ready"?
Did Genesis P-Orridge take over writing this column or something?

Fun Fact!
The original was written by AVENGERS showrunner Brian Clemens and SURVIVORS/BLAKE'S 7/Dalek creator Terry Nation.

Look, Vertical Acuity
No matter how hard you try to push it on me, I am NOT reading the "13 sidekicks who are cooler than their heroes" Inventory. You can take that picture of Band Camp and stuff it.

Inneresting…
Someone named "Megan Foxx" is in this. Is this one of the 21 or so Megan Fox clones we were discussing last year? If so, can we skip directly to Megan Foxxxxxxxxxxxx?

Benefits?
I hear being friends with benefits with Natalie Portman comes with 401(k) matching and an awesome LTD plan.