Movie: Probably the Brave Little Toaster. I also used to obsessively watch an old VHS of NBC's 1960 telecast of Peter Pan starring Mary Martin. Of all the things I used to obsessively watch as a child, this was the one my parents hated the most.
Song: Safe in the Arms of Love by Ms. Martina McBride, the first and last…

I have never heard of those. I looked them up, and they sound delightful. Soon, so soon, I will be eating hot bread with cheese inside of it. I also have whiskey in honor of Don Draper's imminent return. The point of that show is to emulate him, right? Or at least drink like him?

Don't see any more movies. I think Chappie should stay in your top ten.

Not me. I'm passed out on Little Debbie strawberry shortcakes, which are disgusting! But kind of good for the first bite.

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

This Minnesotan just ate an entire avocado for funsies and is thinking about eating another one. This comment makes me weep.

I do this but I eat it with my fingers, because I'm not a BARBARIAN

Whatever, I says if you can eat it with chips, it's a dip. Guacamole, dip. Salsa, dip. Hummus, dip. Cowboy caviar, dip. Cowboy brains dip. Caviar caviar, dip. Other chips, dip, My salty tears, dip.

If juice-moistened cookies taste good to you, okay, but MILK THEN CEREAL DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ALLERGIC SENSE.

SOMEONE ELSE WHO LIKES DALTON YES YES YES EVERYONE UNFAIRLY DISMISSES IMMEDIATELY OR DOESN'T EVEN THINK OF HIM.

1. Coffee? Lily of the valley? Wood shops? MY CATS? Nemesia (it's another flower)? Cilantro? The downtown of my town when the Mexican restaurant gets hopping?
2. Probably Tig Notaro. Or maybe Lauren Lapkus. I haven't listened to any of her standup, though, just improv stuff. I like Chelsea Peretti's standup. WAIT NO,…

I think a lot of people are just hazily realizing what podcasts are for the first time this year with the ascendancy of Serial. As the CBB folks like to complain-joke about often.

The first I got into and probably my all-time favorite is Comedy Bang Bang, although U Talkin' U2 to Me almost killed me last year in terms of the laffs. (In that vein, I had a great time listening to Analyze Phish this summer. Harris!! :( ) WTF is still one of my favorites. I love those episodes I decide to listen to…

And SHIT

Ah yes! Little known fact. With the brackets and everything.
(Bad Bob Dylan fan confession: I had to look up like three of these titles to make sure I had them right. Lordy!)

Which one?

You are good at that shit! Hey, thanks for not making a pointed comment about my number 10, either.

HAY THAT'S A GOOD NUMBER ONE YOU GOT THERE
Would it still figure so highly if you included other songs on the list? I saw him do this live once and even though it was kind of…awful…I was just pleased as punch to hear it anyway. Especially cuz it wasn't really on any of the recent set lists he'd done.

Oh, I forgot all about Not Dark Yet. That's a HM for me for sure. With God On Our Side, too!

I did this quick, I probably forgot something. This is like deciding which of my children will be murdered in the face.